Alrite, motha suckas. Everybody knows what time it is.

It is the time you use all of your sick days and buy some of those new, extra-long tube socks to compliment your brand new plaid shorts. It is the time to waste all of those somewhat crunches down the drain and completely replace them (again) with a keg. Get that belly ready, baby. AHHHHH. Nothing like Dodger baseball!

The first gulp of water after a long five mile run is the feeling you get when you first hear good ol’ Vin Scully's voice. March thirty-first, every other cholo will take off work . Every other Tio will be bbq-ing, and I, I will be shmaded!! Opening day is the National day of beer and hi-fives. Somewhere Mayor Villaragosa is probably wearing a Dodger cap (and that's probably about it), and doing the Arsenio Hall “HOO HOO HOO”.



















But something fishy has got to be going on, because why in the heck do they think they can get away with raising the parking prices about twenty five dollars a season? If it weren’t for those darn pre-game pexi and whiskeys, I'd figure out the reason to why they keep raising those darn prices. But then again drunken theories are the best! A little babbas as you're breaking it down to your homeslice at the game cant get any better either, and cannot make any more sense.

I think I have come to four final whiskey-influenced theories: Is it the good ol’ voice of Vin Scully that keeps bringing you back (something subliminal)? Or is it the nicotine they put into the Dodger Dogs? Or is it simply having way too many pre-pre-pre game Pacificos and/or Jim Beam??  Why in the heck would you pay for a brewski that can easily get you about a nine-pack at seven eleven?

Even if the Dodgers have traded the whole team away for the Los Angeles Sparks, and everyone's Tio can easily convince you as to why this is the year for the boys in blue, there's still hope. We have a good team. LUCKILY, the dodgers grabbed their juevos together and made some big time moves: Andruw Jones and the rest of the stud outfield; Joe Torre; Kuroda as the fifth starter; and Uncle Freddy.

If I were Joe Torre:

1.Juan Pierre                   -LF
2.Rafael Furcal                -SS
3.Russell Martin               -C
4.Andrew Jones              -CF
5.Matt kemp             -RF
6.James Loney               -1B
7.Jeff Kent-                      -2B
8.Nomar Garciaparra     -3B
9.The peetcher         -P

But im not. Hopefully they don’t bust a “Dodgers” and rub off the curse on any “key role-players and have to ask Tim Wallach  to come out of retirement or sign Cory Snyder to a one year deal.

Nothing like Dodger baseball….

By BrownSocrates 7:40PM Friday March 21, 2008
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Don’t get me wrong. I LOVE Kobe-baby and the Lakers. But ever since I got cut from the team I have honestly lost some love for them. There is just something about Dodger season that gets everyone's chonies all funny. I am not sure if it’s the Dodger Dogs, the peanuts, or the babydolls in their Dodger gear still yelling out, "I love you lo Duca!!!"
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