The
World Famous choopacabra is widely regarded as one of the finest promotional teams in the Southeastern San Gabriel Valley. If you don't know why they're famous, then you just don't know, holmes.
A few years ago, Choopacabra Headquarters put out the wire searching for the select few who would risk danger for our purty products. The fine men and women who answered the call were a combination of rugged determination, natural resourcefulness, and devastating good-looks. Don't be surprised to see the Team braving the unforgiving boulevards, hangin' with Strange People, giving out free stuffs and altogether Talkin' Loud and Drawin' a Crowd.
Members of the Team are easily recognized by the sweet, sweet, aroma of SMELLY CACA. They maybe drink too much. They hit Azul and Sapphire and all them righteous spots that are off the chain. Make sure if you see them to holla back. At your peeps. Word. Lates.
KNOWN THE WORLD OVER or at least on main and first
